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Brewing With Portals (Pinkie's Brew Remix)

from PONY 2012 - Remixes​/​Covers by Evdog

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Well... she was talking about portals... I thought it would be fitting.

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GLaDOS: Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur. The portal will open in three, two, one.

(Verse 1)
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge Ive accrued,
They say kitch-en time saves nine
But Im just saving two
Ive gathered the ingridients
To make some Time Sorbet (Excellent!)
There's hardly room for seconds
when the seconds melt away!

(Chorus)
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal jump in!

GLaDOS: You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The Device, however, has not.

(Bridge)
Crude stew; Do you fear it Applebloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk
served up on a silver spoon.
Toss a fig and save the date and
bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying!

(Verse 2)
Pinkie, if you're hearing this
it means we're dead and gone.
Please dont bake a portal;
just accept it and move on.
My cauldron is preheated
and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks
by baking the fourth wall!

(Chorus 2)
Watch as I work my gypsy magic,
Seapony tears and provolone.
God help the outcast with her witchcraft,
Someday Im gunna go home.

(Chorus 1)

GLaDOS: There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. All your friends couldn't come because you don't have any friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted.

(Ending)
Someday, Im gunna go..home.

credits

from PONY 2012 - Remixes​/​Covers, track released August 16, 2012
The original song, Pinkie's Brew, is by SherclopPones, and features in the MLP:FiM fandub, Friendship is Witchcraft.
Thanks to Jesse Carlson, whose MIDI's I used from his version.

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Evdog Australia

I make fandom music, and remixes. The majority is based on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but I explore others.

Singing; Guitar: 10+ yrs
Songwriting: ~9 yrs
Producing: ~6 yrs

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